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LOUISA TRADING INDEX

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Dee's Drive Inn $25.48(+1.27)

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Twin River Wholesales $27.47(-2.61)

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New World Video $6.13(+2.04)

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TRMC $41.66(-3.28)

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Toro Loco $37.93(+1.24)

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Kelly Bros. Furniture $29.51(+0.88)

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Wellman's Hardware $65.72(+1.43)

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Lycomm/Foothills Communications $18.02(+1.89)

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ARC $35.69(-4.20)

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Giovanni's $13.14(-3.14159265359)

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Smitty's Takeout $23.43(+2.82)

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LOUISA TRADING INDEX 〰️ Dee's Drive Inn $25.48(+1.27) 〰️ Twin River Wholesales $27.47(-2.61) 〰️ New World Video $6.13(+2.04) 〰️ TRMC $41.66(-3.28) 〰️ Toro Loco $37.93(+1.24) 〰️ Kelly Bros. Furniture $29.51(+0.88) 〰️ Wellman's Hardware $65.72(+1.43) 〰️ Lycomm/Foothills Communications $18.02(+1.89) 〰️ ARC $35.69(-4.20) 〰️ Giovanni's $13.14(-3.14159265359) 〰️ Smitty's Takeout $23.43(+2.82) 〰️

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